Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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