There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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