my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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