He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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