Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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