I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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