He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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