ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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