You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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