just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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