The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
