idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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