The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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