Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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