He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Buhtt sex?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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