i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
no, he came in my armpit
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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