Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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