we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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