Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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