Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.