Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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