we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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