We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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