I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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