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(612): View more from Minnesota

On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.

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(408): View more from California

she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again

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(847): View more from Illinois

i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...

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(805): View more from California

I want "hickeys on my ass" sex

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face

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(409): View more from Texas

we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman

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