I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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