I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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