You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Randomize
