Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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