you guys were way drunker than both of me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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