Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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