Yo dont text me then not text me
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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