i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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