I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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