Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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