but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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