people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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