I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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