At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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