She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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