I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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