My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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