Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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