I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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