THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
sex in a hospital.. check
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
