You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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