Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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