Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
being pregnant is like rehab
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
