Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
did i just pee glitter
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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