Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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