I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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