I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
its liver damage thursday
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