i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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