every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
