You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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