The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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